When did I start buying crap?

I’ve recently moved back from Australia. The process of packing provides a snapshot of one’s possessions. Mine revealed that I own a lot of stuff, much of it of dubious quality and marginal utility. It was obvious I’d spent the last five years, and a foolish sum, acquiring crap. And not only had I not got great enjoyment from owning this crap, I hadn’t enjoyed buying it either, so why on earth had I done it?

I’ve always been fonder of shopping than the average person. I love clothes particularly, as well as books and music and would imagine I own more of them than most people. Unlike most of my gender I also enjoy the process of shopping. And while I exhibit admirable willpower around food and alcohol, putting me near a shop is like putting Madonna near an orphanage.

But the issue isn’t with shopping because I’ve always done that. The issue is with buying crap. When did I start doing that?

And the answer is that I started buying crap when everything got cheaper, which, not coincidentally, is also the point at which everything got crapper.

I’m old enough to remember the first day of Saturday trading. Shops were open between 9.00 and 12.00. I remember my father presciently observing that ‘in five years time shopping will be what most people do for sport’. I’m not sure how long it took but he was right.

Shopping became our sporting activity of choice. The point of sport is to win, and winning at shopping means going home with something in a bag. But buying something every week became very expensive. So we demanded cheaper things, and in order to meet that demand retailers sacrificed the quality of what they sold (and, incidentally, the quality of the people doing the selling). We reinforced the wisdom of this by buying more.

First, the way we shopped changed and then, as a direct result, what we shopped for changed.

We demanded cheap. If we were going to shop more often we were going to need to be able to buy more often and so this meant cheaper things. Which became self-perpetuating. Things got cheaper which meant we shopped more which meant things had to get cheaper.

We didn’t buy more because what we wanted was cheap. We bought more because cheap was what we wanted.

As evidenced by the crap accumulated in my packing boxes.

I don’t know what to say about this

I don’t want this blog to turn into a repository for amusing bits of internet flotsam and jetsam, but I had to share this.

It’s the response to a YouTube promo – make the best video, win a trip somewhere exotic and a new laptop etc.  It’s doubtless everywhere by now, and so it deserves to be.  Just flat out funny.

Johnnie Walker

In a completely cynical way I wanted to not like this.  An ad for a big Scottish brand, telling the story of a famous Scottish character, set in a rugged Scottish landscape and narrated by a famous Scottish accent (Robert Carlyle, whose accent is so thick at the outset that he sounds like he’s crossed the line from character actor to caricature actor). The only way it could have seemed more Scottish would be a cameo appearance from Sean Connery eating a battered sausage.

But it’s fantastic.  It’s the invisible craft I love.  It must have been massively difficult to execute, but looks beautifully simple. The timing is perfect, the art direction unobtrusive, the camera work extraordinary, the story’s well-told and the performance great.

The whole thing speaks so nicely to the blender’s craft.  Everything important happens away from view, with no visible flourish or fanfare. Wonderful.

The Humanthesiser

This is cool. Partly it’s just a great bit of technology.  Partly because it just looks like a massive amount of fun.

But mainly it’s because this is exactly the kind of thing that used to appear on Tomorrow’s World. It’s what the future is supposed to be like. People conducting electricity through their dancing bodies to make music.  While wearing bikinis.

Who wants to be in the sweepstake for how long it’s going to take before this shows up in ad?  In time for Cannes next year is my bet.

Can someone please explain why this exists?

waring-cordless-wine-opener

This looks awfully like a solution searching desperately for a problem.

It’s a cordless wine opener (I’m unfamiliar with the cord-encumbered variety) and is described as ‘professional quality’ (I was also unaware of ‘wine opener’ as a vocational option).

It’s described thus:

‘a rubberized body with brushed stainless accents, this portable cork popper packs a rechargeable NiMH battery pack, rechargeable base unit and removable foil cutter, and the capability to open 80 natural corks on one charge.’

I may be overreaching here as there are, after all, few people less qualified to speak on matters vinum than I, but when was the last time you approached a wine cork thinking ‘This is just going to absolutely take it out of me. I’ve scarcely the energy to evacuate this cork and, lord knows, I’m an amateur in these matters and very likely to make a complete hash of it anyway. I also seem to have strayed from the kitchen and so my corded wine cork remover is utterly without utility. What I need is a cordless, professional quality wine cork remover to relieve me of this burden”.

Or maybe you do.

Maybe distraction is what we’ve been waiting for?

I’ve been thinking about yesterday’s post and I think there’s actually a more interesting question to be asked.

The post suggested that, counter-intuitively, the more noisy, disruptive and distracting a work environment is, the more it might actually encourage the generation of quality ideas.

The example I gave is the change I see in my own behaviour as I’ve adapted to the point where I spend my day toggling between Facebook, Twitter, my work and personal emails, several websites and a couple of phones (a scenario played out right around my office). This looks on the surface like a productivity nightmare. But maybe it’s not the impact on productivity we should be interested in.

Because while I’m not more productive, I am producing better ideas. It’s certainly my experience that distracting yourself with micro issues can liberate your brain to deal with macro issues. Out of the supposed distractions are coming ideas that seem random when related to the micro tasks of the day, but that are absolutely relevant to a macro issue I’ve been thinking about.

So here’s what I think is the more interesting question:

Are we adapting to a new environment in which noise and distraction are the norm and thinking differently as a result? Or is it because of this new environment that the quality of thinking and the rate of innovation seem to be increasing?

What if the distractions are actually what will make this period more conducive for significant thinking? What if distraction is exactly what our brains need, and that a distraction-rich environment is exactly what we’ve been waiting for?

Maybe in ten years we’ll be acknowledging that Twitter helped cure cancer, Facebook inadvertently helped solved the energy crisis and the iPod helped avert irreversible climate change.

The value of distraction

Many, many years ago when I briefly worked as a tennis coach, I was very fond of a book called The Inner Game of Tennis, by Tim Gallwey. (I believe he’s now parlayed the success of the book into The Inner Game of Golf, The Inner Game of Skiing and The Inner Game of pretty much anything wealthy people want to be good at.)

As I recall, the central theme of the book is that generally we’re pretty good at doing things when we stop our mind getting in the way. The trick is distract your mind long enough to let your body just do what it knows how to do. When coaching I used to really enjoy telling people to concentrate on counting the number of steps they were taking to get to a ball. All this did was distract them long enough to stop them thinking about how they hit the ball, and invariably they would do a much better job of hitting it as a result.

I’m walking around the office this morning wondering, in a dreadful old man way, how it is that young people can get anything done with headphones on, inbox pulsing, tweets landing and phones ringing. But then I realise that in the last couple of years I’ve adapted to the point where I’m toggling between Facebook, Twitter, my work and personal emails, several websites and a couple of phones. And I tend to look at my changed behaviour and judge its impact against how productive I am (or aren’t). My guess is that at a basic level I put fewer ticks in boxes each day. So I’m empirically less productive.

But maybe this is entirely the wrong measure. What I should be judging it against is whether I’m generating more (and hopefully better) ideas. Which actually I think I am. I’ve got a pad on my desk on which I write at least six random ideas each day. What’s interesting is that they’re random when compared to what I was doing at the time, but they’re invariably related to something bigger I’ve been thinking about. My guess is that I generate more ideas that are actually useful each day.

I think this is different to the old saw that ‘if you want something done, ask a busy person’, though I’m sure there’s also truth to that. This runs more along the lines of ‘if you need to focus on a big issue, focus on everything but’. Which is really what Tim Gallway was on about – distract yourself with the micro and leave your brain free to deal with the macro.

But actually I think the more basic issue here is the need to distinguish between productivity and thinking – a distinction that most businesses don’t make very well at all. Simplistically, this is because in most businesses getting lots of things done in the shortest amount of time has real value, and so the business tends to be organised around driving this outcome. Productivity is what defines the business, and so, to that business, thinking is something that should ideally be done in the most productive way. That’s what makes us believe that the best way to produce a good idea is to put yourself in a mindset to be productive…. and then think harder. But that assumes that productivity and good ideas are part of the same continuum, which actually they’re not.

We need to stop judging how people spend their time against its assumed impact on their productivity and look instead at what kind of environment, and what kind of stimulation, is most likely to drive thinking. We should stop bemoaning the new world of distraction and disruption and instead embrace it as a valuable contributor to the generation of a great idea.

We need to embrace Tim Gallway’s theory that for some, the more effectively we distract ourselves the clearer our thinking will be.

The Dog and the Butcher

This is just fun. A lovely short film by Jonathan Holt.

Cute, charming and good for the whole family (the film that is, though possibly Jonathan is too).

A new suit. Oh happy day.

Suit

This is my new suit, courtesy of Working Style (with considerable assistance from Eddie). It’s in a Vitale Barberis Canonico Super 130’s wool.

It’s a single-breasted, two-buttoned, peak-lapelled jacket with double-vents. The trouser has a slightly slimmer leg than I’m used to.

And it’s in a check of such boldness that I suspect it would give even Tom Ford pause.

Now it awaits just the right occasion for its debut.

Subtle Contribution

half5

I love this idea. The sharing you learn as a child, evolved into adult philanthropy.  You pay full price for something. You keep half. Someone who really needs it gets the other half.

And the design element helps hugely.  It physically captures the idea, and is also so beautifully done it delivers a premium on top of the generous act.

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