I’ve found a house.

I mentioned yesterday that I’m looking to buy a house. I’ve found one I want.

Unfortunately it’s a toy house (alright, it’s a dolls’ house). It’s made by a German company, Sirch. It’s clearly for children who play with dolls that come with their own scaled down fixed-wheel bike, a pair of mini Stan Smith Originals and a junior Jack Spade messenger bag containing an illustrated version of something by Alain de Botton.

Can you imagine how many Monocle readers will be buying one of these for their children for Christmas?  Me, for one.