A couple of work-related, mildly amusing words

A couple of new additions to the ongoing series of mildly amusing words created by adding, subtracting or changing a letter in an existing word.

Infut

Input in the form of a foot in the arse.

Edioting

The copy changes I saw come back from a client yesterday.

Another new word

More in the series of mildly amusing words created by taking an existing word and adding or subtracting a letter.

Crowdsouring

The realisation that while you thought your crowdsourcing project would deliver you lots of brilliant ideas for next to nothing, instead it delivered you lots of really crap ideas.

Binnovation (courtesy of Ian Howarth)

Something that seems like a really good idea at 4am.

Best things of the week

Not much posting in the last week or so.  Been a bit busy with work and trying to sell my car.

And I’ve been thinking about how resoundingly negative I seem to have become on this blog.  But there’s a lot to be positive about.  It’s Friday. I’m off to my niece’s wedding tomorrow. And a number of good things have happened this week.

For a start, I found these two albums, both of which are brilliant.

David Rawlings is the recording partner of Gillian Welch. He takes centre stage here, though she’s still very much involved.  I particularly like the idea of an old-school country band called the Dave Rawlings Machine. This album also features my favourite song about a monkey driving a train.

Then there’s this album from the Avett Brothers.  They were responsible for ‘The Weight of Lies’, one of my favourite songs of all time.  This is their first album since joining a major label, Rick Rubin’s wonderful American Recordings.  Pleasingly it sounds pretty much like everything they’ve done before.  About the only difference seems to be that when you record for a major label you can afford a cello.

I also bought these shoes, which may well be the loveliest pair I’ve ever owned. I’m particularly excited that they cost me about 25% of their original retail price.  They’re from Canali.

And lastly, via a perfect piece of mis-typing I discovered a new word yesterday.

Cinenema

A movie that gives you the shits.  Or, as it’s more commonly known, Avatar.

Another new word

Another in the series of new words created by adding or subtracting a letter to give an existing word new meaning (this one courtesy of Ian Howarth).

Malefunction

Doesn’t really require any explanation, does it?

A couple of new words

Continuing the theme of mildly amusing words created by changing/deleting/adding a letter to give an existing word new meaning:

Blag

A blog that’s entirely about its author, it’s content reflecting the author’s misplaced belief that other people are interested in their inane ramblings.

Minures

The minutes of a really crap meeting, or a meeting in which a lot of shit was talked.

Another Mildly Amusing word

Another word to add to the list:

Clarety

As in ‘I left the office with absolutely no idea what to do next, but after a couple of glasses of red wine I began to see the situation with surprising clarety’.

Another mildly amusing word

Asnide

Pretty much anything in brackets on this blog.

More mildly amusing words

A couple of new additions to the ongoing series of mildly amusing words created by adding, subtracting or changing a letter in an existing word.

Asstrology

Just describes astrology, really.

Ejaculatte (courtesy of Ben Rose)

I don’t think we really want to try and define that one.

Mildly amusing word

Another in an ongoing series of the mildly amusing new words that can be created by adding/changing a letter in an existing word. 

Implanets

Implausibly large fake breasts.

Another new word

More in the ongoing series of the mildly amusing new words that can be created by adding/changing a letter in an existing word. 

Articulater

The frustrating tendency to think of the perfect witty rejoinder or cutting riposte just slightly after the moment has passed.

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